cn-confessions:

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

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baron-o-spirals:

Today is the day

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mageknight14:

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY THAT YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

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tatertotthethot:

mimibtsghost:

This is a ghost post. No one can see it but if you do you will be able to gain great luck this week. Reblog to activate. Ignore it and you will be hunted by the ghost of the unlucky witch. 

Man FUCK

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merry crisis everyone

praiseforphan:

frigglishsprite413:

And a happy new fear

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

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davemaster300:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-artist-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

I'mma reblog this for good luck with money coming in 🏦😊💲

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gemgemswift:

Reblog while you still can

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mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

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jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

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